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fuuuuuuuuuuck

fuuuuuuuuuuck

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the fuck lol

the fuck lol

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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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Babe took me to Shima! We had crunchy rolls, steak, king crab, and fried rice. This is the best spontaneous date we’ve ever been on! I’m so blessed to have a partner like Daniel. Thanks babe, I love you! #babe #datenight #hespoiledme

Babe took me to Shima! We had crunchy rolls, steak, king crab, and fried rice. This is the best spontaneous date we’ve ever been on! I’m so blessed to have a partner like Daniel. Thanks babe, I love you! #babe #datenight #hespoiledme

someonedropaboob:

I think Ellen speaks for us all.

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How guys take dick pics

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