Babe took me to Shima! We had crunchy rolls, steak, king crab, and fried rice. This is the best spontaneous date we’ve ever been on! I’m so blessed to have a partner like Daniel. Thanks babe, I love you! #babe #datenight #hespoiledme

Babe took me to Shima! We had crunchy rolls, steak, king crab, and fried rice. This is the best spontaneous date we’ve ever been on! I’m so blessed to have a partner like Daniel. Thanks babe, I love you! #babe #datenight #hespoiledme

someonedropaboob:

I think Ellen speaks for us all.

(Source: saypussy-again)

(Source: asthmas)

How guys take dick pics

(Source: bijonse)

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes)

oh-cecil-oh:

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

(Source: soul-lotus)

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

thechildofstyle:

find someone
who knows
you’re sad
just by the change
of tone in your
voice

be with someone
who loves the
feature that
you hate the most

fall in love with
someone who
looks at you and
knows they don’t
want anyone else

(Source: pinkman-esque)

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